You Take Your Fetish And...

Folks this isn't a "G" rated blog, so read with caution.

I was talking to a friend of mine the other night and he told me his most recent encounter. They met at a bar, had a few drinks, and the evening lead them both back to his place. The intimate moments they shared for the most part were normal, all the way up to the climax, when this guy asked my friend to "grab his balls as hard as he can." As much as this was consider bizarre behavior for a first or any encounter, my friend played along as much as he could, in the hopes of ending the moment as quickly as possible.

Thinking about this story has caused me to share some other behavior that I have encountered in my intimate moments, and ones that my friends told me about theirs.

These are the fetishes that go beyond the normal weird ones. These are ones that you may have never heard about. I hope you learn something new!

So here goes:

There is "Fuck" guy. The guy who could say nothing but "Fuck" from the moment he starts undressing you until the moment has far passed. Now, this isn't the guy that just says "Fuck" in sentences. For example he isn't the guy that says: " I want to fuck you so much". More like he says nothing but the word "Fuck" the WHOLE TIME and VERY LOUDLY.

Nipple Twister Guy: The guy that wants you to suck on his nipples and bite them "So hard that he will have bruses." This guy may want to reciprocate this behavior to you- be careful.

Tennis Socks Guy: The guy who wants you to wear Tennis socks the entire time you are together. This guy is OBSESSED with you wearing them. If you refuse to wear them, the moment is lost and nothing will happen-- not a bad thing.

Dead Tongue Guy: This fine bachelor loves to kiss, but doesn't want to use his tongue; rather he would have you just suck the tongue out of his mouth-- VERY HARD-- and for the entire moment you are together.

Ear Sucker Guy: The guys is only fixated on your ears. Even after the moment has passed in the face territory. This upstanding gentlement wants nothing more than to sit there and suck on your ears until the cows come home.

Ok, this my list. A list that I wish I didn't have to experience, but one that has given me a great laugh from time to time. When you are in the moment, and within reaason, you often have to succumb to these request to please the person you are with.

However, when does the line get drawn where you can say.. "No freakzoid I will not do this" Or at the very least get out of these situations without having to confront them about how their weird their fetishes truly are?

Suggestions? I am all Ears-- don't worry I won't suck them:)